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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:54
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
How can a hacker damage me, realistically?
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Column | We asked an oncologist: Should we worry about endocrine disruptors? - The Washington Post
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Wall Street floods into Bitcoin Futures as CME trader count hits all-time high - AMBCrypto
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
7 Best High-Volume Foods for Weight Loss, According to Dietitians - AOL.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Cholesterol: Daily cup of beans may lower levels, improve heart health - MedicalNewsToday
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
What are the latest trends in commercial interior design in Noida?
share office space ...
Then came..
No way
Top Federal Reserve official promises major overhaul of US bank regulation - Financial Times
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
NASA's Voyager Found a 30k-50k Kelvin "Wall" at the Edge of Solar System - Hacker News
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?
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Still no good.
Next, they tried...